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My computer is broken so I have to use my brother’s computer…if he actually shares…  :(

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tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

memeking69:

edwardtsutton:

memeking69:

when no1 understands u :(

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i don’t understand this gif

no1 ever does :(

sorelatable:

irrelevanceverywhere:

Doing EVERYTHING on a group project and getting a good grade.

this is sorelatable

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kurtsaunt:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Perfect.

kevinshalo:

"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye

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chevalierdog:

thunderrhapsody:

chevalierdog:

I did it, it’s gone. We are finally free of the shackles that bound us. Do not thank me, for they will come for me soon. Use your time to escape. Do me one favor, please live a happier life. Thank you. Good-bye.

how did you post this after deleting tumblr?

Run.

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ddarkahn:

This seriously happened live today on a news program in Brazil

wetmyplants:

 

omvr:

lol she was in line for 10 minutes

"the service here ain’t what it used to be"